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This is the 11 Differences Between Dating & Marriage .

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This is the 11 Differences Between Dating & Marriage .

Before – You take my breath away.
After – I feel like I’m suffocating.

Before – She says she loves the way I take control of a situation.
After – She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.

Before – Saturday Night Fever
After – Monday Night Football .

Before – Don’t stop.
After – Don’t start.

Before – Is that all you’re having?
After – Maybe you should have just a salad, Honey.

Before- $60/doz.
After – $1.50/stem

Before- We agree on everything.
After – Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?

Before – Victoria’s Secret
After – Fruit-of-the-Loom

Before – Charming and Noble
After – Chernobyl

Before – Idol
After – Idle

Before – I love a woman with curves.
After – I never said you were fat.

Before – He’s completely lost without me.
After – Why won’t he ever ask for directions?

Before – Time stood still.
After – This relationship is going nowhere.

Before – Croissant and cappuccino
After – Bagel and instant.

Before – You look so seductive in black.
After – Your clothes are so depressing.

Before- Oysters
After – Fishsticks After – I can hardly believe we found each other.

Before – Passion
After – Ration

Before – Once upon a time.
After – The end.
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