This is the 11 Differences Between Dating & Marriage .
Before – You take my breath away.
After – I feel like I’m suffocating.
Before – She says she loves the way I take control of a situation.
After – She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.
Before – Saturday Night Fever
After – Monday Night Football .
Before – Don’t stop.
After – Don’t start.
Before – Is that all you’re having?
After – Maybe you should have just a salad, Honey.
After – $1.50/stem
Before- We agree on everything.
After – Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?
Before – Victoria’s Secret
After – Fruit-of-the-Loom
Before – Charming and Noble
After – Chernobyl
Before – Idol
After – Idle
Before – I love a woman with curves.
After – I never said you were fat.
Before – He’s completely lost without me.
After – Why won’t he ever ask for directions?
Before – Time stood still.
After – This relationship is going nowhere.
Before – Croissant and cappuccino
After – Bagel and instant.
Before – You look so seductive in black.
After – Your clothes are so depressing.
After – Fishsticks After – I can hardly believe we found each other.
Before – Passion
After – Ration
Before – Once upon a time.
After – The end.